Monday, October 09, 2006
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Monday, October 09, 2006
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The Guild International Roll Call
GAYOLA
GLENN: She could never star in an all female version of anything. I mean that's a butch lady. I used to read Michael's Thing when George Sardi (For eons George wrote a column about the bar scene in NYC in a number of publications & coined the phrase "Gayola") was writing his column `cause George is possibly one of the sickest women in the entire world. Everybody knows who George Sardi is, for Chris' sake ! George Sardi's a wonderful man. He's a wonderful old woman. He's not a man, he's an old woman. I love him! Because he's an old woman.
OUTCOME: He's a legend in his own time, to put it mildly.
GLENN: He's a cross between Casper the Friendly Ghost & Auntie Mame. I have a picture of him & Michael Greer together in the next issue which George sent me to publicize "The Ritz."
OUTCOME: That's right, he's one of the stars.
GLENN: I didn't use it to publicize "The Ritz", because we know how my mind works. I ran into the picture & I said "Oh my God, there's a picture of George I haven't used." I threw it into the magazine with how Michael Greer is so happy that he finally found his natural mother.
OUTCOME: They really got everybody together for that production. And it's being done in Xenon which used to be the famous Park-Miller Gay porn theatre. I saw my first Gay film there in the 70s-"Kid Brother", as I recall.
SHORT STORIES
GLENN: Cal Culver's in it. I'd still like to go to bed with Cal Culver & he's entirely too old for me.
OUTCOME: I'm sure he'll enjoy hearing that. You know there's a bank in Manhattan that has been using an ad picture in their windows with Cal in it. Cal & a woman behind a car. I think they're trying to decide who'll get fucked the woman, Cal or the car. I'm betting on the car.
GLENN: I hear Cal's done a couple straight films, can you imagine that!
OUTCOME: Yes, but I'd rather not. I knew he had, as had Jack Wrangler. Now there's the unimaginable.
GLENN: He's 2 ft. 9 but he's still pretty. He's very pretty for an older man.
OUTCOME: I know Jack will be thrilled by that compliment. The aging, but well preserved Culver & the pretty, short Wrangler. Actually I only got the hots for Jack after I met him & found out he's short & cute; same with Roger. Short is sexy to me, up to a point. Tom Thumb does nothing for me.
GLENN: Roger's only 2 ft. 3. So that dick which is only 3 inches long looks gargantuan. I hope you print that!
OUTCOME: I don't like them in their films but in person I'm in love. They're so hot!
GLENN: I never liked Jack in his films. I'd like to sleep with him. Jack happens to be one of the truly nice people in the business. He's an incredible sweetheart. I love him to death. I'd do anything for him.
OUTCOME: I met Jack at the Jewel (a male theatre that showed erotic films & had live shows - owned by Jack Deveau of Hand-in-Hand Films) between shows, when he was shooting 2 films for Hand-in-Hand, & discussed doing a photo session. We continued, over the years, discussing doing a photo session. JFK & Khrushchev spent less time negotiating the Nuclear Test Ban Treaty. I have to say though he is over exposed.
GLENN: He is too exposed. He's definitely been over exposed. But he still has a great sexual quality. You know if you went to bed with Jack that it would be heavy caring sex, as opposed to mechanical sex, which would be real nice. I think Cal Culver's the same way. At least I get that impression.
OUTCOME: I've really never heard one bad word about Cal.
GLENN: The biggest thrill of my life involving Jack was calling his apartment in NYC & Margaret Whiting answered the phone.
OUTCOME: Thought she was too old to do it, huh?
GLENN: Jack's a friend. Margaret Whiting, to me, is still a star. Which should give you an idea of how warped I am.
OUTCOME: I never heard of her till she shacked up with Jack.
GLENN: Oh my God! Your education is sadly lacking.
OUTCOME: I like to think so. I met Roger via his show at the Eros. At my first person-to-person meeting he came out of his bathroom dripping wet from a shower in a towel. Why he took a shower in a towel I don't know. He's very tiny & very collegiate looking. I wanted him real bad. I guess he wasn't bad enough as I didn't get him.
GLENN: As you know I go in extremes.
OUTCOME: I went there once too.
GLENN: I like very tiny people or very tall people. Tracy. . .
OUTCOME: Or very ugly people.
GLENN: . . .was 9 foot 7 & David is what, 6 foot 4.
OUTCOME: He's nice.
GLENN: (very snotty) Of course he's nice. I can't stand him. I'm gonna get rid of him. I don't love him. I want love & romance.
OUTCOME: The Vaudeville act?
GLENN: I want a regular marriage. I want a guy I can settle down with who'll go out & cheat on me once or twice a week and not lie about it. And still be home when I need him. Preferably someone who likes to cook & clean. I need a housewife. I need a housewife with a great ass. I need a housewife with an ass, doesn't even have to be a great ass `cause when you love somebody, the ass is wonderful. I mean Tracy (Tracy Scott was Glenn's lover for a bit in D.C. John used to say Tracy earned extra money by dipping his face in latex to make Halloween masks) could have had the worst ass on Earth, but I wouldn't have known. I was too obsessed by him. What are we going to get onto next? Did I mention I really want to get fucked by Jeremy Scott (Jeremy's weight fluctuated greatly at times & John was pissed at him at this period), badly.
OUTCOME: A number of times & I'm sure that's how he'll do it.
FANTASYLAND
GLENN: As long as I get that down.
OUTCOME: I want to be ravaged by Mark Scott Solo (Catalina film star) and we're both in fantasyland if we think it's going to happen. The best I can do is get high & suck on my "Malibu Days. . ." video. You'll have to make do with a can of lard.
GLENN: I would drink Jeremy Scott's piss in Macy's parade on a float and I dare you to print that.
OUTCOME: Jeremy could be the float!
GLENN: He's pretty & he's thin.
OUTCOME: Today; tomorrow he's Sidney Greenstreet.
GLENN: His baby fat's gone.
OUTCOME: Had it for lunch.
GLENN: He's a grown up boy. He's 22 now, well he will be. October 17th is Jeremy Scott's birthday. See I don't even remember your birthday, but I remember Jeremy's. When is your birthday?
OUTCOME: January 3rd.
GLENN: No wonder I don't remember it. January doesn't exist in my calendar. I don't like it.
OUTCOME: You've now plugged 3 birthdays. This is like 16 magazine. For those reading this who want to send us gifts, Glenn collects antique butt plugs, I collect old porn & Jeremy collects fat.